hey killua do you wanna come catch the biggest alligator with me and mabel? we're gonna make it our pet also we have to transfer to mabel's school so she isn't lonely
[If Killua accepts Jaime's offer, on Christmas Day, Jaime will give him the poorly wrapped present of an mp3 player... and the gift of whatever food he and Brenda managed to rustle up on their own plus a possible gaming session.
If he doesn't, he'll have the present dropped off at his place. Merry Gonless Christmas, Killua!]
[ she doesn't know him very well, but wanted to extend some sort of gesture. it seemed the respectable thing to do after their spar last month. so, she made him a navy scarf and filled a tin with some christmas cookies, wrapped them up and snuck into his house to leave them under the tree. that isn't weird at all, right? ]
[Killua. Did you know. You can search people's names on this network? Illumi knows, almost entirely by accident, as he saw the function and automatically typed in his favorite baby brother's name just to see what would happen. This, naturally, is the first thing he's done since arriving and being shipped unceremoniously off from debriefing.
It's such a good day... He's made a series of conclusions: Kil is here, that thing isn't (but was?), and a few other less important people he knows are around, too. Later, he'll try to care about that later.
For now, pick up the phone. He's going to use that obnoxious lilting tone, the one that makes it sound like a robot is trying to mimic joy:]
text | backdated to 10/8 sorry work killed me
[ And attached is her address! ]
What time do you want to come by?
permatext | no worries!
ty ;_;
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text | sometime after the castle rock thing idk
you were right the police got that thing off my arm! they used a weird laser but it worked
anyway i didn't see you so i wanted to make sure you got out okay??
permatext!
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also we have to transfer to mabel's school so she isn't lonely
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1/3 maybe
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[yeah he was idly spying SO WHAT YOU DO IT TOO]
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bleh this tag
um there is nothing bleh about it
how about this one
nope that one's still cute bc gon
THEN THIS ONE
you're doomed for forever cute
ruining the cute; not here
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double shoves hisoka away
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just wondering since there aren't a lot of kids and you're probably one of the strongest
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oh nooo OH NO IS THIS CHIMERA ANT SHIT I WASN'T READY
to be fair is anyone ever ready for chimera ant shit (aka yes)
Re: to be fair is anyone ever ready for chimera ant shit (aka yes)
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so you haven't been at school for a while
are you okay??
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not here
If he doesn't, he'll have the present dropped off at his place. Merry Gonless Christmas, Killua!]
not here
12/25
belatedly remembers to reply to this
jan 2 voice
[He's blubbering. Also shouting so loud there's a bit of feedback in the phone. Sorry about that, friend.]
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here it go, jan 8 / voice
It's such a good day... He's made a series of conclusions: Kil is here, that thing isn't (but was?), and a few other less important people he knows are around, too. Later, he'll try to care about that later.
For now, pick up the phone. He's going to use that obnoxious lilting tone, the one that makes it sound like a robot is trying to mimic joy:]
Killua.
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doesn't bc it might be nice
ah.... family
this is the first thing he did, appreciate it
NO???? returns all of this to sender
why are you so rude, why is illumi so rude, why
you're surrounded by rude and that will never end
did i ask for this life? wistful stare into horizon
u deserve it, at least
that sounds like a curse
um with me in your life it is a blessing, ok
is it..... are you deceiving me...
i would never do such a thing bats eyelashes
#doubt
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[He's operating on the baseline that everyone from their world is absolutely terrible besides Killua and Gon. He hasn't been wrong.]
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